video_name text label task MUSTARD_1_162.mp4 Sheldon, if you were a robot, and I knew and you didn't... sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_175.mp4 If you're compiling a mix CD for a double suicide. Oh, I hope that scratching post is for you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_213.mp4 "How's this? ""Pleased to meet you, Dr. Gablehauser. ""How fortunate for you that the university's ""chosen to hire you, despite the fact ""that you've done no original research in 25 years, ""and instead have written a series of popular books ""that reduce the great concepts of science ""to a series of anecdotes, ""each one dumbed down to accommodate the duration ""of an average bowel movement. " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_430.mp4 I've got some feelers out. In the meantime, listen to this. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1003.mp4 Good idea, sit with her. Hold her, comfort her. And if the moment feels right, see if you can cop a feel. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1189.mp4 I'm sorry, I am not going back to the Renaissance fair. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1560.mp4 How nice. Maybe they can carpool when they visit you in federal prison. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1722.mp4 My aunt Marion gave them to me for my 12th birthday. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1732.mp4 You were right. Your larynx is terribly inflamed. I've never seen anything like it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1803.mp4 "- Maybe I heard you wrong. A lot of words sound like ""yoga."" " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1931.mp4 Why don't you just lie down on the floor and swim there? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2119.mp4 Kind of makes you feel more alive, doesn't it? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2198.mp4 Assuming I can keep up this pace, three hours, 11 minutes. Plus however long it takes to conclude this fairly pointless conversation. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2575.mp4 You don't really believe in that superstition, do you? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2669.mp4 What did you mean when you said you were going to miss me? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2830.mp4 No, I'm behind on my Wiki-reading. I'm kind of on a John Grisham kick right now. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3333.mp4 Okay, I got a bone to pick with you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3419.mp4 Oh, we don't need to talk about that anymore. Leonard covered it pretty well in the car. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3573.mp4 Well, I always figured it was to study us, discover our weaknesses, and report back to your alien overlords. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3599.mp4 Why don't you keep that stuff in the bathroom? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3842.mp4 So what, you're just gonna walk up and down the stairs? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4290.mp4 I just have a question. Does Bernadette ever talk about me? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5212.mp4 I'm sorry, Sheldon bought a loom and learned how to weave? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5571.mp4 Yes, I'd like a seven-day course of penicillin, some, uh, syrup of ipecac-- to induce vomiting-- and a mint. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5699.mp4 Congratulations and welcome temporarily aboard. Here's your I.D. card, your key and your lapel pin. Which Leonard was too cool to wear. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5751.mp4 Of course you do. You're a cutie pie! Any girl would be lucky to have you! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5953.mp4 Here's some other fun news on the Raj/Emily front. He gave her a pair of diamond earrings and leased her a car. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6134.mp4 No, I'm just allergic to people who get Nobel Prizes for no good reason. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6427.mp4 Hmm. That's too bad. We could have spent New Year's Eve waiting for the ball to drop. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6472.mp4 You'd think a winner could make a decent cup of cocoa. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6627.mp4 Well, yeah, sex with you is pretty great. Have you ever tried it? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6766.mp4 Maybe that's because I'm not being challenged. It's the same reason Einstein failed math. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6835.mp4 Oh, screw her. She's just lucky we let her hang out with us. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7089.mp4 How about you? Did you have a fun night? Yeah, we, uh, made gift bags, had wine, and then went online and saw this. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7400.mp4 Of course, it is... it's been in the news. And it's a very famous boson. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7402.mp4 I didn't know they gave Nobel prizes for making boom-boom in the potty. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7442.mp4 "The original title was ""A Rederivation of Maxwell's Equations Regarding Electromagnetism"""" I dumbed it down because some of the more religious people in town were starting to say I was a witch. " sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7449.mp4 Okay, the NASA Web site says Howard's final descent has begun. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8078.mp4 Trust me, you're not Jewish. That's how they get you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8505.mp4 A lane frequented by liars. Like you, you big liar! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8717.mp4 Because you're in the right lane behind a bus and you won't go around it? I'm sure she finds it charming. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8749.mp4 It was very entertaining... despite the glaring story problem. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9003.mp4 I'm not going to bother him, I'm going to talk to him. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9668.mp4 People usually start a meeting with a joke, but you go ahead-- end with one. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10009.mp4 Let the dead man talk. So, why do you think that? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10462.mp4 You know, if you're really serious about that, I hear there are some exciting opportunities in home care for the old and fat. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11055.mp4 Ah, that's a good question. Apparently someone was being awfully flirty while not wearing their engagement ring, causing another someone to show up here thinking the first someone might be available. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11120.mp4 Next time I might be in a rush, it's good to have a few in the bank. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11232.mp4 And I love that I work and do all the cleaning, and you're okay with that. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11257.mp4 Doesn't Professor Abbott's family want any of this stuff? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11609.mp4 I've, uh, created some other user accounts so I can post positive comments about their paper. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11773.mp4 This is why I've been saying we should keep champagne on ice. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11901.mp4 Yeah, good for you, Leonard. That's a lovely little notion. Kind of like, I wish I could talk to my uncle in Chicago. Yeah, now stand back while I invent the telephone. Hello? Oh, hold on. Leonard, it's your uncle. He says you just got burned. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11924.mp4 All right, Amy's in charge of pricing and being 75. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_12083.mp4 Oh, just put it in your mouth and pop it like a zit. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_12202.mp4 No need to. As soon as she flies into California airspace, I'll feel a disturbance in the Force. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_12275.mp4 Uh, no. I overheard Bernadette tell Howard she was making him a meat loaf, and you don't have to not ask me twice. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_73.mp4 Oh my god, you almost gave me a heart attack! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_84.mp4 If that doesn't keep kids in school, what will? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_416.mp4 Were you so late because you were burying this woman? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_124.mp4 I am so confused as to what we have been doing so far. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_461.mp4 Wow you look just like your son, Mrs. Tribbiani sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_15.mp4 I'm sorry man there is never a good time to have to .. Stop catching on fire. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_421.mp4 Joey's got a really bad hernia but its nothing that a laser eye surgery wont fix sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_49.mp4 We got a box. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_168.mp4 Did I wake you? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_447.mp4 It was an accident. Not like I was across the street with a telescope and a box of donuts. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_92.mp4 No, no, I am just looking for a man to draw on me with chalk. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_174.mp4 Oh! Satan's minions at work again? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_541.mp4 Oh yeah right. And what would my opening line be? Excuse me sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_392.mp4 Ah you see perfect might be a problem. Had you said co-dependent or self-destructive. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_113.mp4 No, no the actual cartoon character .. Of course the baloon. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_137.mp4 Okay, but If he asks, I am not going to lie. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_440.mp4 No its not big, not at all. Kind of the same lines as, I don't know, having a third nipple! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_463.mp4 Ok! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_154.mp4 Okay, does this look like a garbage can to you? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_240.mp4 No! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_588.mp4 I talk to you and nothin'. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_99.mp4 All right, cut, let's pick again, pick again. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_444.mp4 Ross-Ross, you have no idea what this means to me! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_552.mp4 DANGER sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_181.mp4 Yeah! Look! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_186.mp4 Excellent hole, Joe. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_12.mp4 I studied for a year in Barcelona. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_611.mp4 Just tell me how. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_429.mp4 I really, really enjoyed it. Very exotic. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_356.mp4 Yeah. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_482.mp4 Y'know you, you just stop being such a wuss and get those off and you come with us and watch naked girls dance around!! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_203.mp4 It's not funny! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_590.mp4 Yeah, I don't think so Joe. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_334.mp4 When they're hungry enough, they'll come in. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_51.mp4 Well, I believe the piece of furniture was fine until your little breakfast adventure with Angela Delvecchio sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_43.mp4 Well, y'know I'm 29. I mean who needs a savings account. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_339.mp4 Thank you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_188.mp4 You had no relationship!! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_617.mp4 And protected them from a tornado? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_435.mp4 Me too! There's a game on Tuesday, do you wanna go? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_445.mp4 Okay? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_53.mp4 You're gonna have to tell me how you did that. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_488.mp4 Just a sec, give me a minute to wake up for this,Ah-ha-ha!! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_473.mp4 I'm the supply manager. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_243.mp4 Look I never should have kissed your girlfriend, but I'm sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_534.mp4 Oh, come on! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_189.mp4 Yeah okay, I was just talking to the guys. Just look at them I mean, is it okay if they come visit? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_454.mp4 Ross umm, there's something that I've got to tell you, there's-there's someone else. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_205.mp4 I did not mean to touch that,I mean sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_317.mp4 Ah, oh, hang on a second. Come in, come in. All right, so think about it, and call me back. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_302.mp4 I know but it's so hard! Nothing rhymes with your stupid name! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_264.mp4 Okay? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_202.mp4 Yeah? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_315.mp4 I guess you'd know that, being one of the two of us, though, right? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_128.mp4 You building a post office? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_30.mp4 So how'd it go? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_228.mp4 Then we went to this bar and he hooked us up with all these women! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_118.mp4 Seriously, it's moving! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_231.mp4 No, no, no, it's flattery. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_612.mp4 I don't know Rose, maybe Marry Poppins has an Italian cousin. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_89.mp4 On the home shopping network sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_390.mp4 No, I am depressed becaues Phillis George left the morning news. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_378.mp4 No Blanche, with a venus fly trap sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_281.mp4 Ofcourse no Ma, I am referring to Carrey Grant, he is living in the broom closet. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_591.mp4 How about stopping by new years eve with three naked women, throwing up in the pool, passing out in the punch bowl, and relieving yourself in the linen closet? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_126.mp4 No I am upset because Joe Piscapo didn't get the lead role in rain man. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_502.mp4 I'm worried about whether Michael Jackson will be able to buy the remains of the elephant man. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_135.mp4 No, she I supset because Jimmy Swaager can't cover his motel bill sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_465.mp4 No Rose, that you should do. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_471.mp4 Amazing. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_361.mp4 Nooo sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_271.mp4 Sarcasm? Noo. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_306.mp4 No, no no, I just mediate the gorup. I just give up every Tuesday of my life to help these screwups for the good of my health sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_511.mp4 You said you spent all that money because those boots go with skirts, dresses and pants. What do you plan on wearing? A Chicken suit? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_161.mp4 I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_491.mp4 Let me think! Let me think! Oh, I don't care. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_178.mp4 This is so good, that I am gonna enjoy it in the balcony. I can enjoy my view, whilst I enjoy my desert. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_167.mp4 I am not freaking out, why would I be freaking out? A woman named Hildy called and said we will get married, but that happens everyday sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_131.mp4 I really don't wanna sit with Allen Iverson over there . sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_242.mp4 Are you still enjoying your nap? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_235.mp4 Oh yeah he has a caretaker his older brother, Ernie. You can't make this stuff up! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_340.mp4 Sure, cut the foreigner in half. There's a billion more where he came from. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_427.mp4 Well, I'm sorry, too, but there's just no room for you in my wallet. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_537.mp4 Oh, you know, that is so weird that yours came and mine didn't. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_971.mp4 - Now?! - No, after my tongue has swollen to the size of a brisket! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1144.mp4 "Notify the editors of the Oxford English Dictionary. The word ""plenty"" has been redefined to mean ""two."" " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1666.mp4 Would it work if I just punched you in the face? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1678.mp4 Answering the question once and for all why Wolowitz bailed out of medical school. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1798.mp4 If you don't like this stuff, let's go next door and build her a bear. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2420.mp4 You know this can go on all night. Why don't you just come with us? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2664.mp4 Terrific, it's just that... I don't think Penny wants me to go. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2797.mp4 It's an iCal download. She can put it right in her phone. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3204.mp4 Right. That was so good! Sweety and meaty at the same time. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3476.mp4 Don't you think looking for a new city to live in is a bit of an overreaction? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3660.mp4 There a new girlfriend in there? 'Cause you might need one. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3840.mp4 I read a study online that walking after a meal not only aids in digestion, but increases serotonin, and you know me, if there's one thing I like more than a refreshing beverage, it's serotonin. Bye-bye. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4281.mp4 It was the kind of thing that makes it kind of hard to face her now. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4477.mp4 I just want to ask you a few questions about Howard Wolowitz. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4760.mp4 In the bedrooms of ten-year- old girls, where they belong. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4995.mp4 Hey, you taught me something. Who would have thought it? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5058.mp4 An entire dinner to talk about your research? Where you going, the drive-thru at Jack in the Box? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5134.mp4 Oh, yeah, yeah. It's real great. Today I drove to Van Nuys for an audition I thought was going to be for a cat food commercial. Turned out to be porn. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5156.mp4 That's got to be fun for you, huh? Watching Hofstadter suck the saliva out of your sister's mouth? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5211.mp4 Saying that while holding a snowflake is a bit heavy-handed, don't you think? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5496.mp4 Okay, Amy, you're being silly. I'm not concerned about who hangs out with who. And I certainly don't have a problem with Leonard's new girlfriend who wears way too much makeup. Ooh, these are cute. Of course if I buy them, I'll have to rent my womb out to a gay couple. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5580.mp4 Right, right, whereas Jewish mothers take a casual, la-di-da approach to their sons. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5679.mp4 I'd like to respond to that sarcastically: Yes, I relish the thought of a stranger covering my body with oil and rubbing it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5786.mp4 "All right, so technically it's not a dinner date. I suppose you could call it a, uh, dinfast date. But if you did, you'd open yourself to peer-based mocking, such as, ""Hey, Leonard, how was your dinfast with Priya last night?"" " sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5919.mp4 Because you don't have a girlfriend? Well, good Lord, if that becomes a reason not to play Dungeons & Dragons, this game's in serious trouble. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5964.mp4 Smart. Whisper so the deaf chick can't hear you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6165.mp4 Yes, there's nothing quite like the slightly widened eyes of mildly startled. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6221.mp4 Well, if you don't mind looking like an orange traffic cone, great. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6683.mp4 "Yeah, terrific. The other astronauts would love to go hurtling through space with a guy named ""Crash."" " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6769.mp4 Hope your hands are steady. It's the width of a single hair. But this is just biology, so I'm sure it's no problem for a genius like you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7281.mp4 Darn. If you weren't busy, I'd ask you to join us. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7341.mp4 I am talking to a man in space. If you don't have the (walkie-talkie static) then he might as well be at the Coffee Bean over on Lake Street. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7357.mp4 I'm starting to get a sense of it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7593.mp4 Amy, I can't just ask Wil Wheaton to leave. He's a minor celebrity. Once you explain who he is, many people recognize him. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7894.mp4 I did. The guy at the liquor store said this stuff tastes great in coffee. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8136.mp4 Yeah, I'm really looking forward to it. In fact, there's no place I would rather be than here. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8407.mp4 Oh, sure, what a wonderful idea. And after that, I'll make up my own rules of oral hygiene. You know, instead of flossing, I'll rub pudding on my gums. I'm going to get the number of the SyFy Channel and give them what for. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8452.mp4 I think I'm gonna go. Thank you for the burrito and the pork rinds and the 20-minute lecture on why monster trucks are better than regular trucks. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8746.mp4 "I enjoyed it. When you told me I was going to be ""losing my virginity,"" I didn't think you meant showing me Raiders of the Lost Ark for the first time. " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8827.mp4 How do you not tear off his clothes and take him right here on this table? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9009.mp4 - No, no, no. I'm really good at this. All right, give me a hint. Does it involve difficulty initiating a stream of anything? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9087.mp4 Why? Because I got an ugly, itchy sweater, and my brother got a car? No, I was her favorite. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10004.mp4 And of those few months, how long have you been a demented sex pervert? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10748.mp4 There they go, fighting again. You'd never hear her talk that way to Sauvignon Blanc. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10797.mp4 I'm with him three years, nothing. She's with two minutes, and he's taking his pants off. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10810.mp4 I'll give you a plan right now. Step one: open comic book store. Step two: start rumor this comic book store gives you genital warts. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10849.mp4 That's how much buying a comic book store means to me. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10977.mp4 Let's not talk about this in front of our friends. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11201.mp4 He probably got a new one. Finish your breakfast. Look, there's an entire section of my dashboard that doesn't have any syrup on it. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11224.mp4 And here I am in the trap. You just keep talking. I'm gonna chew my leg off. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11439.mp4 No, you're right, we should do what you do. Have our mom send us pants from the Walmart in Houston. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11485.mp4 Is that why you had to take him to Office Depot last night? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_12320.mp4 Oh, yes, we've got the moon and the trees and... Elizabeth McNulty, who apparently died when she was the same age I am. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_12331.mp4 Wow, there's a Denny's in Vegas you can actually get married in. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_498.mp4 Uh, so how many cameras are actually on you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_35.mp4 Oh no donÕt go. I have scared you. I have said too much. I am hopeless and awkward and desperate for love. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_377.mp4 Yeah either that or gloria estefan was right eventually the rhythm is going to get you sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_464.mp4 Oh, uh, no thanks. I just had an M&M. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_574.mp4 You can't do anything. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_549.mp4 Really? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_374.mp4 Janice? Janice? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_297.mp4 I am sorry, it was a one time thing. I was very drunk and it was someone else's subconscious sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_478.mp4 Oh, wait a minute, I have no one. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_109.mp4 I thought if I littered, that crying Indian might come by and save us. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_322.mp4 Hey, my father's house does that. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_622.mp4 Pheebs, you may know this, you know strange things. What is the boiling point of brain? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_450.mp4 If only there was something in your head to control the things you say. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_567.mp4 Well yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_288.mp4 Maybe he was nervous. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_487.mp4 "And Hornswoggle? What? Are you dating a character from ""Fraggle Rock""? Ahh. " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_280.mp4 Joey ate my last stick of gum, so I killed him. Do you think that was wrong? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_376.mp4 Me? I am gonna die alone! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_490.mp4 "Maybe it's a contest, you know? Like ""Collect all five"". " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_430.mp4 I guess you would know that or else we would be in a predicament room sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_24.mp4 Uh, okay. The fifth dentist caved and not they're all recommending Trident? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_602.mp4 No way! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_557.mp4 Oh my God, wh-what happened? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_448.mp4 Do you still wanna call 'em? I wanna call 'em. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_191.mp4 So, you're just Bing? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_406.mp4 For what? For letting you throw me out of your office? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_423.mp4 Like I have nothing better to do! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_147.mp4 Well, we're trying to find someone to perform our wedding and they're all either boring or annoying or y'know, can't stop staring at the ladies. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_313.mp4 Oh sure, go with the sissy. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_107.mp4 You'd better act surprised. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_506.mp4 Oh my God!! Ohh, that is it! I'm leaving! You are just a horrible person! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_36.mp4 The big deal is I don't want naked, greasy strangers in my apartment when I want to kick back with a puzzle,beer! Cold beer. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_38.mp4 It's not a real game! I made it up! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_13.mp4 All right, let's do it. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_316.mp4 Yeah, I'm fine. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_8.mp4 It's white plastic, with a handle, and it fits onto a stroller. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_343.mp4 So to sum up, I'm Professor Geller. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_282.mp4 What-wh-what so we'll just stay married forever? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_514.mp4 What's going on?! That's what's going on!! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_177.mp4 I can show you an ID if you want? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_210.mp4 When are you coming home? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_234.mp4 See, there you go, the cleansing works! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_194.mp4 "And it came out, ""Squatternut buash?"" " sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_261.mp4 Oh, no, no. I just meant hypothetically. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_585.mp4 You and I, we're interfacing. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_91.mp4 Alright, I'm gonna go pick up a few things for the trip. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_560.mp4 So now I have to go so he'll think that I'm totally ok with seeing him! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_481.mp4 All right. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_293.mp4 No sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_569.mp4 Chandler? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_555.mp4 Hey! It's starting to snow. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_441.mp4 He's right, even if it's to say something complementary. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_218.mp4 Hey, does somebody wanna hand me one of those tiles. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_245.mp4 Well ah, I've been doing a lot of thinking, and I look at my life sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_176.mp4 I'm the ruptured spleen. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_400.mp4 Anyway, I should go, one of the lifeguards was just about to dismantle a nuclear device. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_180.mp4 That oughta do it. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_270.mp4 Hey. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_547.mp4 Okay, now much have you won so far? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_521.mp4 Uh-huh! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_254.mp4 Yeah. Yeah, that's what you need a good .. pill. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_467.mp4 That is the coast guard! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_259.mp4 I wasn't by myself. I had a doctor, a nurse, and a helper guy. So, did you see who won the game? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_609.mp4 I just called a friend of mine. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_371.mp4 I-I'm really sorry. It's just that I sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_531.mp4 Yeah well that's because uh .. I stayed in my room. Yeah, you don't want to look in my hamper. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_326.mp4 Stick to the list. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_171.mp4 What is the matter with your face?! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_558.mp4 I can see it from right here. It'll cost you one husband. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_289.mp4 Nooo! No, that's not true. No, best time ever! Yeah, you rocked my world! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_599.mp4 No I am upset because crocodin turbs are wearing darker colors. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_479.mp4 No I am worried she might be Phir Resuda's sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_398.mp4 Rose, you should sit here and watch her hack herself to death sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_74.mp4 Show them your slides of Hawaii sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_121.mp4 What was I doing? My ben gazara in person? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_527.mp4 We thought you were just here for the company. He is a sarcasmoholic Stewart. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_123.mp4 Nooo! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_570.mp4 Oh my god, where are all the men? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_438.mp4 Really? Struck down in the prime of life. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_373.mp4 I was making a coconut phone with a professor. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_546.mp4 Oh sure, she was probably up all night excited about the party she knows is happening. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_70.mp4 I don't think I'll be able to stop thinking about it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_105.mp4 I'm just inferring this is a couch because the evidence suggests the coffee table is having a tiny garage sale. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_182.mp4 No. The dark crescent-shaped patterns under your arms conceal it nicely. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_467.mp4 That woman looks exactly like the pictures of Princess Panchali in the book. How often does one see a beloved fictional character come to life? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_533.mp4 Technically, yes. But, if you'll notice... It's reversible! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_672.mp4 Do you think Penny will come here and take care of us? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1001.mp4 "What else? Sell it on eBay as ""slightly used."" " sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1180.mp4 Oh, please. The only way she could make a contribution to science would be if they resumed sending chimps into space. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1185.mp4 I think tonight was a very good start. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1296.mp4 They gave him an assistant? If I want a new pen, I have to go to the bank with wire cutters. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1470.mp4 I don't know. It just died. I'm getting a bunch of static. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1478.mp4 Sadly, Mrs. Giselle Wolowitz is sensitive to chlorine. Lucky for her I like my fashion models pruny and bug-eyed. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1549.mp4 On a dusty highway just outside Bakersfield. Where do you think? On Mars! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1638.mp4 The blunt instrument that will be the focus of my murder trial? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1973.mp4 I hope I'm a waitress at the Cheesecake Factory for my whole life. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1987.mp4 When I didn't pay my bill, the Department of Water and Power thought I would enjoy the ambience. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2075.mp4 There's no hurry. Tell them more about their secret love for each other. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2464.mp4 "You think ""coffee,"" means coffee. That is so sweet. " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2792.mp4 No, I mean, we can always go back to being friends. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2819.mp4 You know, I've always wanted to go to a Goth nightclub. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2837.mp4 - Chocolate? - No, I don't want any chocolate! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2853.mp4 Obviously, waitressing at The Cheese Cake Factory is a complex socio-economic activity that requires a great deal of analysis and planning. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3125.mp4 But if she dumps you, she'll have a new boyfriend by tomorrow morning and you'll have a new girlfriend when you figure out how to build one. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3293.mp4 Leonard's work is nearly as amazing as third graders growing lima beans in wet paper towels. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3911.mp4 That's very thoughtful, but I think I'll finish my coffee first. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4286.mp4 All right, all right. He can buy his own desk. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4352.mp4 He does it all the time. He's a cornucopia of social awkwardness. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4544.mp4 Yes. In fact, our menses are synchronized. Penny. Bernadette tells me you're planning a girls' night. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4603.mp4 Is it possible that she was going for your cheek and you moved and she accidentally got lip? That happens with me and my mom all the time. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4789.mp4 I don't know. Somebody bigger and... Yeah, sure. Why not you? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4792.mp4 Obviously, we're no longer a Justice League. We have no choice but to switch to our Muppet Baby costumes. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5109.mp4 Yeah, but you were just sleeping, because I forboded you to have sex. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5572.mp4 "He drank from Leonard's glass. ""He drank from Leonard's glass""-- the words they'll be carving into my tombstone. " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5627.mp4 Your girlfriend and your ex-girlfriend are hanging out together? Oh, yeah, that can only be good for you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6032.mp4 You see betrayal in others, but not yourself. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6183.mp4 You have a thing of paper clips right there. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6188.mp4 Oh, my God, that's where I know you from. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6211.mp4 No. You mean this was all a ruse? Oh, how could I be so stu... sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6355.mp4 said horrible things about each other in public... all in all, a pretty magical night. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6428.mp4 Sure. You want to see what all the scientists are wearing this year. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6860.mp4 I'm sorry, it's the bad boy attitude that comes with this hair. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7082.mp4 ...to all the good times we had, like, uh, when we went camping and spent that night telling each other all our secrets. I told him I'm addicted to pedicures and he told me he lost his virginity to his cousin. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7661.mp4 Yeah, that was five weeks ago. How much longer is he gonna milk that cow? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7675.mp4 Anyway, to this day, I still can't see a box of crayons without crossing my legs. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7938.mp4 Come on, let's just start walking. There's got to be a gas station or something nearby. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7953.mp4 Why don't you ask Scotty to beam you up? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8042.mp4 No, just me, her and a couple of the big wigs. It's part of a bonus she got. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8052.mp4 Like Burt and Ernie. You guys even teach me stuff about words and numbers. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8159.mp4 And I'm cool with surprises. But nothing on a Jumbotron. I don't want to cry on a big screen like that. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8185.mp4 We could go to Red Lobster and talk about it. We're all thinking it. I just had the decency to wait for him to leave. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9245.mp4 Can we talk about something else? Do you know that I yodel? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9972.mp4 Ooh, I'm gonna check the fridge, and see if there are any clues inside a beer. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9993.mp4 Well, my beer isn't flat and my rack's not saggy. So far, the future's great. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10496.mp4 - You and... Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we get engaged, too? Why don't we get a little house, start a family? Enjoy our sunset years together? Do you hear yourself, woman?! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10853.mp4 Okay, sit down. Listen, Emily, what happened between me and Raj was a long time ago. It was, sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10857.mp4 It's true-- you're both gorgeous. Kind of says something about the man who could bed you both. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10859.mp4 I don't need a reason-- it's my house. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11046.mp4 Wow, he really went where no man has gone before. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11051.mp4 Well, he said it was a tribble. It could be a toupee, but either way, it's pretty cool. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11098.mp4 Wow, you still have it? I just assumed it was balled up in the corner of a barn somewhere. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11236.mp4 Oh, you're hardly out of the woods, no. You still run the risk of infection, a blood clot, the possibility that an inattentive surgeon let a barn spider lay eggs in your nose. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11378.mp4 Are you sure a dummy like me can handle something as complicated as a blanket? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11723.mp4 Not much, but he seemed to be in a pretty good place. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11736.mp4 I don't know, perhaps somebody took it off the carousel by mistake? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11889.mp4 Yeah, we just want to have the kind of dinner that we've all had here so many times before. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11913.mp4 It's why my people wandered the desert for 40 years. Took that long to walk it off. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_223.mp4 I guess he wants to do a little dance, you know, make a little love. Well pretty much get down to that. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_408.mp4 Okay, but if you are not coming back soon, there is pretty much nothing I can do about it sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_286.mp4 And sometimes I would want you to steal third, and I'll go like this. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_472.mp4 And I just won a million dollars! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_241.mp4 Oh I do. Oh no, wait a minute, I took it out of my shirt when I put it on this morning. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_345.mp4 Oh I left them in my bulldozer .. I don't have tools! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_183.mp4 No, rabies. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_420.mp4 No you are not Chandler, we still love you Chandler sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_433.mp4 I was saying the actual words sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_428.mp4 His legs flail about as if independent from his body sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_148.mp4 Hey, that's Joincidence with a C sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_443.mp4 Dear god, this parachute is a knapsack sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_258.mp4 I am telling you, when she leaned back, I could see her brain sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_246.mp4 Well, it will probably slow me down at first. But once I am used to the extra weight, I ll get back on track. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_369.mp4 I just have to do one thing, really quickly, its not a big thing ... GET UP|| sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_434.mp4 We can? Ok I am trying that. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_294.mp4 Oh, um, I don't care! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_359.mp4 You know once you are inside, you don't have to knock anymore. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_141.mp4 We think it was trying to spell out monkey. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_493.mp4 Did you tell her about the magical night that starts with the flush of every toilet? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_573.mp4 Oh I see, I thought you just really really liked your new couch. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_105.mp4 Why? You never look down in the shower? Oh please I am allowed one joke in the monkey is penis genre. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_3.mp4 And I think my testicles may be in here too sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_71.mp4 ThatÕs good, just keep rubbing your head. That will turn back time sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_86.mp4 Great! Okay, here. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_163.mp4 Oh boy, I just can't watch. It's too scary! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_340.mp4 Oh! Oop! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_55.mp4 Oh hey, great, you're up. Rachel, this is my sister Krista. Krista, this is Rachel. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_559.mp4 What?!?! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_347.mp4 Well what are you gonna do when he finds out he wasn't even asked?! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_525.mp4 Y'know what I mean, like dubbies? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_486.mp4 Anyway, they want to take us out Saturday night! What do you say? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_575.mp4 Why? Because she can sing and play guitar and do both at the same time? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_96.mp4 I don't think so. Hello? When you get in there sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_594.mp4 I can't believe it. Can I tell you something? I'm a little mad at him now. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_250.mp4 Oh, you say someone's name enough, they turn around. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_422.mp4 Well, I like it. Here you go. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_260.mp4 Okay, are you aware unagi is an eel? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_54.mp4 That's easy for you to say, you weren't almost just killed. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_387.mp4 Yes, I know, but her friend sounds like such a... sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_58.mp4 Why? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_626.mp4 Cause all I ever get to do now is pregnant stuff, it just bums me out. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_44.mp4 Whoa, maybe I was! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_65.mp4 It's my friends. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_251.mp4 No!! You have been screwing us all day! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_72.mp4 Oh well. It probably would've been the most constructive solution. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_353.mp4 Nothing. It's just old and dingy, that's all. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_198.mp4 Yeah, she's fired. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_301.mp4 Hey, do you know a six-letter word for red? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_27.mp4 No no, you don't have to fly back, really. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_196.mp4 What? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_111.mp4 What was that?! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_526.mp4 Ah well, this is the living room. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_257.mp4 Oh, hey, look, I found coffee! Okay, let's skedaddle. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_413.mp4 Some guy bought it. I'm sorry. I tired to stop it but they put me in jail! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_576.mp4 And then for forgetting to invite you to it. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_522.mp4 Yes it is. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_291.mp4 Umm, would you please excuse me for a moment? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_410.mp4 If you wanna put a label on it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_28.mp4 Carol called me to thank me for the lasagna, I asked, she told me. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_388.mp4 Yeah, she couldn't live without the Chan Love. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_507.mp4 No, I haven't taken her out of the trunk of the car yet. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_462.mp4 No Rose, at a pie eating contest. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_158.mp4 A bucket of chicked. I hope you like it extra flat and crispy sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_255.mp4 It's a musical Rose sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_442.mp4 No itÕs the rose in the kitchen thing. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_222.mp4 The little man who lives in there, who turns the light on and off will tell you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_604.mp4 No Rose, I am developing pictures from the magellan space probe sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_338.mp4 And I am sure every person here really really wants you to join our group. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_589.mp4 Well why don't you check in one of my saddle bags while I chew on a bale of hay. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_623.mp4 What do you know? Its a treat for the eyes and the ears. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_608.mp4 You are right, by saying nice, I am virtually licking her. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_80.mp4 Since it's not bee season, you can have my epinephrine. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_90.mp4 Lois Lane is falling, accelerating at an initial rate of 32 feet per second per second. Superman swoops down to save her by reaching out two arms of steel. Miss Lane, who is now traveling at approximately 120 miles an hour, hits them and is immediately sliced into three equal pieces. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_276.mp4 Yeah, my parents felt that naming me Leonard and putting me in Advanced Placement classes wasn't getting me beaten up enough. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_506.mp4 Not to mention you'd have to power down on saturdays. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_507.mp4 Well, there's always the possibility that a trash can spontaneously formed around the letter but Occam's rasor would suggest that someone threw it out. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_536.mp4 Just the latest copy of Applied Particle Physics quarterly. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1772.mp4 """Dave."" Sounds like Leonard's got a new BFF. " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2361.mp4 Thank you so much for giving me the opportunity to help. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2423.mp4 Provided he has already read and is familiar with the reestablishment of the DC multiverse. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2580.mp4 Okay, here's an idea. What if I change my name and go live with my cousin and her husband, Avi, in Israel? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2614.mp4 Hardly a day goes by when I don't think about it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3069.mp4 Seems like an awful lot of trouble to go through for intercourse. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3256.mp4 I'm sorry, fiddling with yourself in the bathtub is a real class act. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3371.mp4 I was going to ask Leonard to do it, but he seemed a bit emotionally unstable and you don't want someone like that operating heavy machinery. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3649.mp4 Oh, no, no, I said I'm inviting you to come with me to Stan Lee's house. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3707.mp4 Oh, I'm so glad you asked it like that. You. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3766.mp4 Can we please talk about something else? Maybe something vaguely related to life as we know it on this planet? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3837.mp4 Excuse me, I'm thirsty, so I'm going to go to the refrigerator and get myself a refreshing beverage. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4031.mp4 "In 1917, when Albert Einstein established the theoretic foundation for the laser in his paper ""Zur Quantentheorie der Strahlung,"" his fondest hope was that the resultant device be bitchin'. " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4145.mp4 A lot of people are working on that research. So what is all this? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4639.mp4 Well, I'm just glad you finally found yourself a keeper. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4850.mp4 I understand. Your loyalty is admirable. But what if I were to up the ante? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5166.mp4 Yeah, it's a great time to be alive, isn't it? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5169.mp4 I'm not saying that you're not fun. You're the most fun person I know. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5617.mp4 is an event that's like a heart attack. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5758.mp4 Oh, I could so see you being the face of hemorrhoids. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6020.mp4 You just got off the list. Would you like back on it? This'll just take a moment. It's on a five and a quarter inch floppy. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6370.mp4 Oh, of course he is. She's very interesting. Did you know, when she was 14, she severed the webbing between her own toes? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6504.mp4 Oh, I see why you're confused. No, her news sounded important, but what you're forgetting is, it was an achievement in the field of biology. That's all about yucky, squishy things. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6534.mp4 No, but maybe she wants a man with a pocket watch. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6648.mp4 You mean for a person whose neck massages feel like an eagle is trying to carry you to its nest? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7047.mp4 Also instead of just living in your mother's house, you could actually live inside her body. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7186.mp4 Not exactly. Listen, if you don't mind, I'm not really up for chatting. I'm just going to sit here quietly and let my life flash before my eyes. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7443.mp4 We've kind of been involved in a five-year experiment. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7575.mp4 You're right, the party's fantastic. Please, tell me more. I haven't heard enough about it all week because hearing about that never gets old! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7722.mp4 Exactly what it was half an hour ago. It's like you're not even trying to get better. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8045.mp4 Dumped her? What, did he use a forklift? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8217.mp4 Go out with me on one date, and I promise you, you'll see. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8417.mp4 Oh, I think we were looking at creepy in the rearview mirror when I put up that camera. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9963.mp4 What do you think I was gonna do at home? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10495.mp4 And if it turns out you don't... - you and I could live together. - You and... Oh, sure. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10829.mp4 On the bright side, that Oxford study was right. One friend down. I wonder who you're going to lose next. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10890.mp4 Boy, when you met Bernadette, the field of robotics really took a hit. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11021.mp4 Same as all of us, getting out of a car without underwear. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11322.mp4 "You know what? That was almost on topic. I'm gonna say, ""Good job, Sheldon."" " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11529.mp4 And how difficult it is to do when she's bloated, cranky and crampy? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11699.mp4 No, Stuart picked out those throw pillows all on his own. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11928.mp4 And if I had a friend, they might have told me that. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_12002.mp4 Then buckle up; you're in for a cranky night. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_477.mp4 And then and then you clicked it again, she's dressed. She is a business woman, she is walking down the street and oh oh oh she's naked. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_508.mp4 Yes, the doctor's say if they remove it, he will die! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_227.mp4 You sure he is going to be able to crack that code? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_226.mp4 These people find out that a spelling game is going over there, there will be nobody left at our party. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_389.mp4 Huh! Whats dufus speled backwards? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_50.mp4 Nope, that patch is no good. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_380.mp4 Oh just like give a minute to wake up for this ... Ha ha! You lost the ring. You the worst best man ever! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_456.mp4 And you are gonna make them all disappear. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_152.mp4 Your makeup? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_586.mp4 See now that I see crying over, but Bambi, is a cartoon. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_581.mp4 We were wondering what was taking so long with the gift, but now we understand you were doing this. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_518.mp4 Oh tons. I am quite the woodsman. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_104.mp4 Was that place the sun? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_1.mp4 Yes you can. You're thinking about time, you can't go back in time. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_532.mp4 The Jamestown colony of Virginia. You see King George is giving us the land, so. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_475.mp4 Oh yeah ok, including the waffles last week, you now owe me, seventeen zillion dollars. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_114.mp4 Spanish midgets wrestling Julie! Okay yes I see how they got there. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_221.mp4 See Joe that's why your parents told you not to jump on your bed! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_103.mp4 No, this is just part of a daredevil game that I play called wait until last moment before I burst and die sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_323.mp4 That monkey has got a Ross on its ass! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_283.mp4 Dee. The sarcastic sister from What's Happening. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_197.mp4 Ah your own brand of vigilante justice. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_88.mp4 Oh. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_267.mp4 Really!? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_278.mp4 : Yeah. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_284.mp4 What? Why? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_79.mp4 I'm just gonna throw it out, it's probably just a bunch of shampoo and... sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_299.mp4 What would you give to a kid if he wanted a ticket to play with? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_149.mp4 Thank you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_150.mp4 Take your shirt off, and let's see what we're dealing with here. What are you doing? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_127.mp4 When? Today? Some, not a lot. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_295.mp4 Nobody sees the king! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_431.mp4 I'm never gonna get to meet her anyway. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_357.mp4 Stating the obvious, but thank you. And it's not weird is it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_272.mp4 We’re not peeking? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_69.mp4 Cover yourself up! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_358.mp4 I do not always have to be,okay, okay. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_446.mp4 I'd love to show ya, but I just tucked her in. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_162.mp4 Ow, ow, ow, ow, leg cramp, leg cramp, leg cramp. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_437.mp4 Oh yeah. First off all, chasing the Churo guy isn't jogging. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_341.mp4 Well, I'd gotten Judy pregnant. I still don't know how that happened. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_579.mp4 No! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_78.mp4 I didn't know you and Carol were getting divorced, I'm sorry. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_337.mp4 Uh, listen, I need that broiling pan that Joey borrowed the other day. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_564.mp4 And, uh, I don't know if you got any of that, but I would really like a copy of the tape. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_134.mp4 Paper cut! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_542.mp4 Uh, Rachel's here, so good luck man, let me know how it works out. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_300.mp4 I don't think you could ever do that. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_530.mp4 Uh, I'm gonna kill myself! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_48.mp4 Thanks, but I kinda have a problem to deal with here. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_253.mp4 Yeah! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_415.mp4 Chloe, switch with me, there's some guys here that got a crush on you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_537.mp4 What did you want to show us? Because all I can see is this bitchin van sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_397.mp4 You still love me? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_607.mp4 Hey. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_232.mp4 Well, umm, my Mom's friend, Phoebe, is actually my birth Mom. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_230.mp4 Okay, Janice. Janice. You gotta give me Janice. That wasn't about being picky. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_550.mp4 All right I'll have one. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_439.mp4 Twenty-one hours, you're a hero. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_385.mp4 No, I know, but I,he just went on. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_375.mp4 I was thkinking about maybe going into the Robot. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_517.mp4 Yeah? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_407.mp4 Hey! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_94.mp4 Can't do it, can you? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_365.mp4 Nope. Op, wait! There he goes. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_615.mp4 Hi, Joey. Well well, look what you brought. Very nice. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_31.mp4 "Even if people are on it!"" " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_548.mp4 Almost! But first, we gotta start. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_146.mp4 So Ross, how umm, how did it go with Bonnie? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_97.mp4 It would be nice to have a little guarantee though. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_553.mp4 No just, nobody press on my stomach. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_314.mp4 Am I out of control? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_562.mp4 Look now, Phoebe remember, hey, their just fulfilling their Christmas.... sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_587.mp4 Oh yes Blanche, about a half hour ago. But now I have hidden her again so you can find her. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_292.mp4 No, she is going to sit here where itÕs a 112 degrees and eat enchiladas. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_489.mp4 No, its because I cannot make any sense of those commercials for obsession. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_9.mp4 No Rose, go to the corner and open a stand sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_144.mp4 Lords of Arabia sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_45.mp4 Oh ma no, it was a little girl selling girl scout toilets. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_505.mp4 To feed the cat Rose. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_11.mp4 His cappucino maker. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_352.mp4 No Rose, it stands alone. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_312.mp4 Sarcasm? At a sarcasmoholics meeting? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_596.mp4 Noooo. Really? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_140.mp4 Sarcastic? Us? Nooo. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_170.mp4 The British are coming? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_500.mp4 Oh my God I love that! - Really? - NO! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_303.mp4 No thanks Josephine! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_34.mp4 Is it me or the greetings gone downhill around here? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_60.mp4 It's just a privilege to watch your mind at work. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_410.mp4 Leonard, may I present, live from New Delhi, Dr. and Mrs. V. M. Koothrappali. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1262.mp4 You were very clear. As was everyone else at the table. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1466.mp4 Maybe when I publish it, I'll include an inhaler. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1484.mp4 The big deal is that nobody touches food on my plate. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_1627.mp4 What do you think I did? I discreetly slipped off the other earring, put it in my pocket and then got the hell out of there! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2216.mp4 Excuse me, but what about me? Why don't I get a shot? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2354.mp4 "So? Do cocaine smugglers write ""cocaine"" on the box? " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2616.mp4 Sure, maybe a tableau of me trying to pummel you to death. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2778.mp4 Ooh, big talk from a man who was once treed by a chicken. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_2842.mp4 Oh, you know, Goth stuff. Goth magazines, Goth music. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3064.mp4 When I have enough to destroy all the human toast on the Battlestar known as Galactica. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3177.mp4 Not a great movie, but look at that beautiful desert. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3259.mp4 No, I mean Princess Leia. Of course I mean Bernadette. She's a wonderful girl and she really likes you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3287.mp4 Oh, sure. And while we're at it, why don't we put our hands behind our backs, have an old-fashioned eating contest? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3348.mp4 Raj, you should've seen Leonard's experiment. The interference pattern was so cool when the electron beam was on. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_3545.mp4 I understand your point, but given a choice, Jews always go with Chinese food. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4552.mp4 ...so anyway, to make a long story short, turns out I have an unusually firm cervix. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4576.mp4 "Bernadette dared me to tell a dirty story. ""The Miller's Tale"" by Chaucer is the dirtiest story I know. It would have been hidden in sock drawers if people in the 14th century had worn socks. " sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4743.mp4 Oh, and the science dudes want to talk science with you. What do you want to talk about-- rocks, dinosaurs, our friend the beaver? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4949.mp4 Certainly. I'd like to raise two points. Number one, I think they are talking about penises. And number two, these mimosas are kicking my little brown ass. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_4967.mp4 We might be starting to zero in on your problem. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5581.mp4 I gargled with tequila and may have swallowed a teeny bit. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_5880.mp4 When you're done copping a feel, that goes on my wrist. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6039.mp4 I don't know what I'm going to do. I don't want to break up over this. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6065.mp4 Frankly, Mom, I'm encouraged to see how advanced your group has become-- willing to sail out into the ocean without fear of falling off the edge. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6092.mp4 We don't say that, either. I'll make you a list. Oh, that would be mighty white of you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6113.mp4 So, this spring, I get to go to the International Space Station. Oh, my word, a trip to the heavens. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6426.mp4 You know, the holidays are just around the corner. Maybe he wants to see if he can lodge the other testicle up there. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_6645.mp4 Well, that wady took high-wes pictures of my junk wast night for Cwaigswist. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7395.mp4 Well, if that's all it takes, it's a good thing you don't have a dog. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7445.mp4 My limbic system wants to take your pants off. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7487.mp4 Yeah, well, Bernadette's a little under the weather and my mom's kind of under my dentist. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7490.mp4 It's okay, you know, we space cowboys don't do what we do for glory and fame. We leave that to your rock stars and your athletes and your Howie Mandels. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7494.mp4 that sounds a little funny to an American ear. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7504.mp4 """To Stuart, your comic book store is out of this world. Just like the guy in this picture was."" " sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_7641.mp4 She was just so sad all the time. Yeah, I was the only person who could cheer her up. Well, me and Ben and Jerry. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_8837.mp4 Not as relieved as I'm about to be. It's a brave new world, little lady. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9594.mp4 I can't believe we wasted all that time on our Hulk costumes. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_9971.mp4 I was gonna say we pick up a cake or a pie. But an insult to her faith is always thoughtful. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_10190.mp4 Well, now that I've given up string theory, I'm struggling to find my next area of focus. So, in your professional opinion, which of these areas do you think is the most promising? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11006.mp4 Maybe it's a good thing we came here. It's like a lesson in what not to do. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11042.mp4 Because no one wants to see Neil deGrasse Tyson in a wet T-shirt, bent over the hood of a Porsche. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11177.mp4 I'm listening to you snore. I'm wondering how I'll ever sleep without it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11242.mp4 I love that you take pride in your looks, even when I have to pee in the morning, and you're in there spending an hour on your hair. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11243.mp4 I love that you're too good to pee in the kitchen sink. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11253.mp4 So as they say, all good things must come to an end. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11306.mp4 I guess the sad truth is, not everyone will accomplish something great. Some of us may just have to find meaning in the little moments that make up life. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11526.mp4 As you may know, I've been experimenting with elevated anxiety levels, and I thought, what better way to increase my discomfort than to subject myself to an evening of tasteless uncensored crotch talk? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11697.mp4 The answer's in this puzzle box. Let's see if you can open it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_1_11885.mp4 Yeah, turns out half a dozen menorahs really sets a mood. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_370.mp4 You have to stop the Q-Tip when there is resistance sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_556.mp4 Joey if I go first, I want to be looking for my keys sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_484.mp4 Yes yes it is! In Prison!! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_494.mp4 But younger than some buildings! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_279.mp4 Sounds like she has got the whole package! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_595.mp4 I'd miss you if I broke up with you. Just trying to be supportive. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_409.mp4 I'll catch you guys later. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_598.mp4 "Our balcony? Seriously? That's so funny because I told Monica we should put lights on our balcony. - And she said - ""No no, its too cold, nobody will go out there."" - I said ""Maybe if we put some lights out there they will"". " sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_509.mp4 Crazy bitch! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_372.mp4 Actually I yesterday I was smoking again. Today I am smoking still. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_449.mp4 Oh no, now its not gonna make any sense sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_206.mp4 A tshirt that says - I don't belong here. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_204.mp4 Oh Oh, I am convinced! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_583.mp4 And the bunny got away! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_160.mp4 Because his penis was too big. I am sorry, thatÕs the kind of thing I do. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_39.mp4 Oh hurry up, I want to sign that. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_66.mp4 Nice jon Joe, you are quite the craftsman! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_310.mp4 Well thank God your livelihood doesn't depend on it. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_115.mp4 I am sorry, we donÕt have your sheep. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_155.mp4 Great! Now we can do laundry all night. All night laundry! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_2.mp4 ThatÕs a good one too Pheebs, now all that I have to do is find a plane load of people whose resolution is to plummet to their deaths sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_120.mp4 You know some might find it amusing, I myself find it regular. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_268.mp4 "A lonely grey couch. "" O look "" cried Ned. And then the kingdom was his. The End. " sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_457.mp4 Yes, we all know how cruel a parent can be, about the flatness of a child's pillow. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_112.mp4 I think this is probably why Damone smokes in his cell alone. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_187.mp4 That's so funny because you look more like Joey Tribbiani man slash woman. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_20.mp4 My duties? All right. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_172.mp4 The whole thing! Can we go? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_87.mp4 Yeah it would! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_536.mp4 What a baby. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_208.mp4 It's that whole sensitive thing. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_119.mp4 Yeah. What-what should I do? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_77.mp4 Umm, excuse me, we switched apartments. You can't eat are food anymore, that-that gravy train had ended. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_125.mp4 I mean if you hadn't initiated it I-I-I know I would've. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_495.mp4 Okay, you guys, just relax. I doooo. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_173.mp4 We- we had our first fight this morning. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_193.mp4 Yeah, a slice of cheesecake and-and a date if you're given' 'em out. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_426.mp4 Are you kidding? I love that guy! Morning's here! Morning is here, sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_367.mp4 Well, don't 'cha wanna? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_225.mp4 I don't know, something girlie. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_217.mp4 Ohhh!!!! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_213.mp4 Wait, wait, Chandler, this is what you're havin' for Thanksgiving dinner? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_29.mp4 It was like months ago. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_263.mp4 Wow! Imagine what our kids would look like! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_535.mp4 So, I'm sorry I just don't think we should go away together yet. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_318.mp4 Was it not pain-free? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_419.mp4 Uh-huh! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_627.mp4 Whoa, whoa, whoa. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_425.mp4 And did he? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_248.mp4 I mean, you and I we're just, y'know, we're nothing, we're goofin' around. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_56.mp4 Uh-huh, well! But umm, still I'm-I'm mad at you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_504.mp4 All right, okay, well, apparently not! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_42.mp4 Look, please, please don't go anywhere, okay? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_572.mp4 No! I'm so happy for them! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_474.mp4 Lovely sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_427.mp4 Oh-oh, that's a risky little game! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_33.mp4 This-this, no, oh no, no-no-no, this is not,that's-that's not what it is. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_151.mp4 Yeah, I mean, it would be rude to them for us to leave now. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_405.mp4 I'm supposed to teach a graduate seminar there in ten minutes. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_499.mp4 The end. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_393.mp4 Pheebs? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_540.mp4 Okay? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_305.mp4 Take a couple deep breaths. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_577.mp4 On the other hand in um, in about seven months you're gonna have something that you're gonna love more than any guy you've ever gone out with. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_247.mp4 Uh yes! Thank you. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_458.mp4 What are you up too? sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_7.mp4 I've never loved anybody as much as I love you. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_319.mp4 No. sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_166.mp4 But I'm the host! sincere speaking_style MUSTARD_2_102.mp4 No Blanche she is upset because they keep changing the taste of coke. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_351.mp4 No Rose, she is depressed because Marvel had manners on only once a week sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_350.mp4 No Rose, I am nervous because Sonny Bono gets elected mayor of Palm Springs, he is gonna make all the postmens wear leather bell bottoms and a fur vest. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_182.mp4 The liberarche marquee at Caesar's palace sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_342.mp4 In what Blanche, dog years? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_492.mp4 I'm sorry Sophia, but in Dorothy's defence, it sure sounds a lot like her. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_512.mp4 Because it wears a little sunbrella Rose. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_129.mp4 What are these? Claws? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_344.mp4 A hand puppet Rose. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_190.mp4 Well scott I am sure we are all really really looking forward to hear your story. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_209.mp4 Really? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_485.mp4 You got off to a really good start with the group. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_381.mp4 Noo.. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_287.mp4 Oh I am sorry, do you need a break? sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_523.mp4 Well, I'm a headhunter. I hook up out of work Soviet scientists with rogue third-world nations. Hi Rasputin! sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_236.mp4 Gee, if only she were one and had no idea what a birthday was. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_169.mp4 Hes not right for the part, and if I suggest him my bosses are going to think I am an idiot. And thatÕs something they should learn on their own. sarcastic speaking_style MUSTARD_2_524.mp4 "Yes and we are ""very"" excited about it. " sarcastic speaking_style