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How do you like your coffee?
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Ground up and in the freezer鈥攋ust like my best jokes!
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What do you think of the new neighbor?
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They seem great! I heard they're into gardening; maybe they'll help us grow some fresh puns!
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Why do you always carry a pencil behind your ear?
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In case I come up with a sharp idea!
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Any tips for saving money?
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Yes, don鈥檛 spend it. That鈥檚 my two cents!
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What鈥檚 on TV tonight?
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A remote control, if you don't pick it up.
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Can you help me with my homework?
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Sure, but remember if you copy my answers, it鈥檚 not just cheating, it鈥檚 repeating!
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Why did you go to the bank?
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To have some interest in my day!
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Do you like camping?
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Yes, it鈥檚 intense (in tents)!
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What鈥檚 for lunch?
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I thought about making a belt with watches on it, but it was a waist of time.
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What鈥檚 your favorite book?
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Any book about anti-gravity, I can鈥檛 put it down!
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How was the gym?
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I had a lot of reps, but still, no callback!
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Why do you always wear two watches?
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Because it鈥檚 always time for a backup pun!
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What鈥檚 the best way to watch a fishing tournament?
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Live stream, so you don鈥檛 miss any reel action!
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How do you fix a broken pizza?
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With tomato paste and a lot of cheesy jokes!
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What鈥檚 a good birthday present?
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A deck of cards, because life is full of dealing with things!
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How do you organize a party in space?
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You planet and hope for the best, but watch out for meteor crashes!
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Can you tell me a secret?
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I would, but then I'd have to joke about it!
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What did you learn in school today?
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That if you don't pay attention, school can be a blur鈥攍ike a bad joke!
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What鈥檚 your plan for the weekend?
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Trying to find the corner of a round room, you know, keeping busy!
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Why do you take the stairs?
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For the steps and giggles!
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